Happy Friday, bloggers!:)
Comments: (12) Published May 15th, 2009 in Living in SFHere is something to make you smile this Friday, I hope you’ll enjoy reading it, at least I did::))
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary..
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
and Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…::))
Day 983 of my captivity…
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…!
It’s the perfect time for fresh ideas!
Comments: (13) Published May 14th, 2009 in Events 2008Hello, everyone
I’ve just seen how a typical TV commercial was shooting for a local chiropractic office: a bunch of actors who actually never used the service were trying to convince people that “their life has been changed since”::)). I was actually impressed, no kidding. If they are still spending money on commercials like “call now and you’ll get a free consultation”, it means they know for sure it’s gonna work. So, the magic words that still influence people and make you rich are “free”, “call now” and “great”. It’s that simple. And you can repeat them many times::)).
I was always looking for fresh ideas and admire people who can come up with a really new idea or a way that would greatly improve something that is already on the market. And the best way for meeting such people…is by attending SEO and marketing events. In fact, I was very lucky to meet very interesting and extraordinary people a few years ago in Atlanta, GA. And then the Affiliate Marketing Event in Las Vegas was also unforgettable. Besides the great information, tips and tricks that online gurus brought up during these events, I had a chance to get connected to the most popular online marketers. And this is priceless. I didn’t attend any conferences this year as, to be honest, it’s quite expensive if you have to pay for air tickets, hotel and a ticket itself. But! I hope to win the Grand Prize to Social Media Success Summit, that includes a consultation with Michael Stelzner (wow!) and “a site-critique” by Chris Garrett! I feel like I definitely need one as Wagg.it community is growing and I have to come up with new interface and more new features that would benefit the community.I have to note that this summit is different: YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE and you will attend sessions and meet the experts (Darren Rowse will be one of them, did you hear it, bloggers?) from the comfort of your home or office. In other words, it will be a live event!!! The instructors will be presenting their sessions in real time, right on your computer screen, and if you miss a live session, you will be provided a free recording and transcript. Take a look at the instructors, these are best of the best online marketers
- Chris Garrett
- Darren Rowse
- Mari Smith
- Gary Vaynerchuk
- Jason Alba
- Ann Handley
- Brian Clark
This is going to be a first ONLINE summit that is designed to help marketers and online enterpreneurs like you achieve social media success and benefit from social media!
